Funny things to make u laugh.. :)

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

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Ek yug tha jab log a! pne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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Keep smiling :)

Vinay